it’s that point in the school year where spring break just ended and now the next break is summer vacation and i can just taste the graduation
i c a n j u s t t a s t e i t
summary of my easter dinner with the family:
- my aunt claims that her old GPS was named Suzie after her friend but apparently that friend became a drunk who they didn’t like anymore so she renamed her GPS after my brother’s new girlfriend??
- that same aunt went to a private catholic high school and got in trouble for dressing up like one of the nuns
- my whole family has the same dentist so we talked shit about him for like an hour
- we decided that all bears are related. all of them.